Swoofs

So, I guess a lot of you are wondering...WHAT THE HECK IS A SWOOF??? Well, those of you who feel that the 80's were THE BEST decade would remember an episode of the Smurfs introducing Astro Smurf, a kinda melancholy, kinda moody yet hopelessly out of place member of the all-blue crowd. Well, legend has it that one day Papa Smurf and the gang decided to cheer up said Astro by a) drugging him up to the point of unconsciousness b) transporting the entire Smurf village to inside a crater c) replacing their starchy white pants for straw skirts and d) painting themselves bright orange! Upon waking, Astro delights in finally being able to live up to his name and dubs the newly discovered "savage race" of orange people...you guessed it...Swoofs! Anyways, to make a long story short, the Swoofs (who by now are tired of looking like orange-colored freaks) reverse the entire process (a-d above) and everthing returns back to normal with Astro becoming his old moody melancholy self. Yay! The End.

SWOOFS: SMURFS WITH ATTITUDE!